Crystal: I’m not ashamed. Just don’t take the kids away.
Don: What kids? Who is this?
Do I want to know who this is?
Crystal: You cheated on him first.
Don: I never cheated on my husband.
Who is this?
Crystal: Just please don’t take his kids. He loves them so much.
Don: We have no children.
Who is this?
Why don’t you understand Joe is dead?
That throws Elkie, the name Joe. Maybe this is all a misunderstanding, and Don had to get a new phone number. Maybe she is texting Joe’s widow while Don rides out the aftereffects of some catastrophe. This sort of thing happens to people if they forget to pay their bills for too long.
Crystal: I don’t know a Joe.
Maybe this is all a mistake? Did your husband
just get this phone?
Don: No mistake. He had this thing for years. You’re in it.
It says your name is C.
This is him.
Was.
Crystal: I thought you said no kids?
Don: That’s my nephew’s son.